Schemin’ in the Boardroom

 "Schemin’ in the Boardroom"

(Parody of "Smokin' in the Boys Room")

Verse 1:

Well, you know Chip Wilson’s always makin’ moves,

From yoga pants to mansions with killer views.

Talkin' 'bout Ayn Rand, sayin' “NDP’s so wrong,”

Now there’s a $73 million house where he don’t belong!

Chorus:

Schemin’ in the boardroom, schemin’ in the boardroom!

Libertarian dreams, conservative schemes,

Hey, Mr. Wilson, what’s the big theme?

Schemin’ in the boardroom, makin’ big bucks loom!

Verse 2:

Shipped his mansion to the kids when the heat got tight,

After some bad words, tryin' to make it right.

Now he’s callin' Eby names from his fancy hill,

Provin' money talks when you're playin’ shifty deals!

Chorus:

Schemin’ in the boardroom, schemin’ in the boardroom!

High on the real estate, watch that net worth inflate,

Hey, Mr. Wilson, your sign's just clickbait!

Schemin’ in the boardroom, dodgin’ the debate!

Bridge:

Now it's politics and luxury, all part of the plan,

Criticizin' policies while stackin' land.

From Lululemon leggings to Ayn Rand’s creed,

Wilson’s on a mission to plant his seed.

Chorus:

Schemin’ in the boardroom, schemin’ in the boardroom!

Real estate mogul, callin' leftists rogue,

Hey, Mr. Wilson, your tactics ain’t vogue!

Schemin’ in the boardroom, the plot’s gettin' cold!

Outro:

So if you're ever wonderin’ why there’s so much fuss,

It’s just Chip Wilson, throwin’ shade at us!

But while he’s schemin’, we’ll keep exposin’ the truth,

Because money and power won’t silence the youth!

Schemin’ in the boardroom!