Oh Canada, Not Your 51st"

 "Oh Canada, Not Your 51st"

Oh Canada, land of the free,

Not a pawn in Trump’s strange spree.

A maple leaf, not stars and stripes,

We brew our tea, you tweet your gripes.

Imaginary lines? We draw them bold,

Our borders hold stories untold.

From coast to coast, we stand apart,

A true north strong, with boundless heart.

We love our poutine, our snowy scenes,

Your fast food dreams? Not in our genes.

We cherish health care, winter’s glow,

You cling to walls and talk-show rows.

Our hockey sticks, they’re sharp and quick,

For every jab, a witty flick.

So keep your talk, your bluster loud,

We’re polite but fierce, and damn proud.

Oh, Donald, we know your game,

But Canada won’t take the blame.

The 51st? Not in your hand,

We stand as one—our maple stand.