We Didn’t Start the Fire (Elon’s Edition)

 

Here’s a parody poem inspired by “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” 

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We Didn’t Start the Fire (Elon’s Edition)

Waving chainsaws in the air,
Nazi salutes, who really cares?
Elon’s dreams of Mars are toast,
Hacking data, he’s the ghost.

Trump and Elon, kisses sweet,
Kissing feet, can’t take the heat.
Sitting in the president's chair,
Kid says, “Dad, this isn’t fair!”

Boycotting Teslas, stock’s on the slide,
Hallucinations, nowhere to hide.
Thousands of cars just rotting away,
Mining Earth, what a price to pay.

Tiananmen's spirit, lone man stands,
Against the tanks and their cruel demands.
Taking on Musk and his silly schemes,
Fighting back against shattered dreams.

We didn’t start the fire,
But it’s burning bright, oh what a liar!
Hallucinations of electric ease,
Crashing like satellites in the breeze.

We didn’t start the fire,
Elon’s future’s looking dire!
Photos of chaos, scandals abound,
In a world where truth can’t be found.