Return to Sender (Liberty's Repossession

 "Return to Sender (Liberty's Repossession)"

(Parody of "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley)

[Verse 1]
Return to sender,
Freedom’s expired.
Land of the free? Nah,
That lease is retired.

[Verse 2]
France sent a present,
Signed, sealed, and true,
But now she’s weeping—
Guess the dream is through.

[Chorus]
They built up cages,
Tore rights apart,
Now Lady Liberty’s
Got a broken heart.

[Verse 3]
She stood for justice,
Welcomed the poor,
Now they slam the door shut,
Say, "Not anymore!"

[Bridge]
Trump wants to claim her,
Elon’s got plans,
But France is calling—
“We’ll take her back, mes amis!”

[Chorus]
Return to sender,
Pack up the crown,
If freedom’s missing,
Then shut this circus down!

[Outro]
One-way ticket,
Ship’s on the way,
If liberty’s dying—
She’s better off in Saint-Tropez!