You're unemployable!

 Parody of "Unbelievable" by EMF, turning it into "You're Unemployable":

(Verse 1)
You send out résumés, they never call,
They say you're too experienced—that's all.
Decades of knowledge, but they don’t care,
If you're not under 30, you're nowhere.

(Chorus)
You're unemployable! (Ohhhh!)
You're unemployable!

(Verse 2)
They post the jobs, but the rules are clear,
"If you’re over 30, get outta here!"
Museums, galleries, all shut tight,
But teens get hired—yeah, that’s alright.

(Bridge)
Worked my whole life, now I’m in a bind,
Job postings act like I’ve lost my mind!
Rent is high, and the funds are low,
Where’s my grant? I’d like to know!

(Chorus Repeat)
You're unemployable! (Ohhhh!)
You're unemployable!