Up on the Rooftop (Trump Edition)

🎄 Up on the Rooftop (Trump Edition) 🎄

(to the tune of "Up on the Housetop")

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Up on the rooftop, Trump did climb,
Looking confused, losing track of time.
Secret Service trailing near,
“Why are we up on the roof, my dear?”

🎵 Ho ho ho, what did he say?
🎵 Whispering secrets, then looked away.
🎵 Ho ho ho, what could it be?
🎵 Russia’s calling on Christmas Eve!

Down in the White House, bugs might hide,
Walls got ears, and phones are spied.
So up he went with a worried glance,
Trying to dodge another surveillance dance.

🎵 Ho ho ho, the plot gets thick,
🎵 Something shady, or just a trick?
🎵 Ho ho ho, the world can see —
🎵 Trump on a rooftop, drama TV!

💬 Parody poem by Zipolita (Tina Winterlik) — for laughs, satire, and a bit of holiday sparkle in political madness. 🎁