The Grinch Who Stole Christmas – Chip Wilson Edition"
In the town of Vancouver, where the people were bright, There lived a man named Chip, filled with much might. He looked over the skyline, the homes, and the land, And thought to himself, "This is all in my hand!" He’d built yoga pants, with a brand mighty strong, But in his heart, something was deeply wrong. For though he had millions, billions in his chest, He wanted more, to be known as the best. “I'll buy up the land, I'll take all the spaces, I’ll sell them back high, with luxurious places! Forget the renters, the workers, the rest, Vancouver’s real estate will pass my test.” And so Chip plotted, with glee in his eyes, To take from the poor, oh what a surprise! He snapped up the condos, he flipped homes with haste, Leaving behind, in his wake, not a trace. But the people of Vancouver, they weren’t as cold, Their hearts were warm, their spirits bold. Despite high rents and homes they couldn’t keep, They gathered together, refusing to weep. They sang through the cit
